we are but dust & shadow.

onemillionmom:

Those liberal poops are at it again. This time it’s clothing store Urban Outfitters. OneMillionMoms.com has informed me that UO has released a catalog that includes an image of two women kissing! I have written a strongly worded e-mail (see below). You can read more about their sick publication and take action here: http://onemillionmoms.com/IssueDetail.asp?id=450

Dear Urban PORNOGRAPHERS,

I represent OneMillionMoms.com and I am APPALLED that you would release a catalog, TO KIDS, that features two women kissing! Gay people are NOT GOOD! To quote my favorite band Queen: ”You big disgrace, somebody better put you back in your place!” And I intend to do just that!

I will not be shopping at your store because it is my responsibility to protect my kids from things that are bad for them! Like yesterday for example; we had just finished a traditional Mexican dinner of Taco Bell Doritos Locos, with Mountain Dew Typhoon Slurpees. I lit a cigarette and said to my son “come here and sit on my lap. No more Adventure Time cartoons. I’m pretty sure that dog and child are gay married.” Yeah, I’M A GOOD PARENT!

Have you ever read a Bible in your LIFE? It’s ADAM and EVE, not ADAM and STEVE! They were tempted by the devil in the form of a SNAKE, not a submissive sex gimp named Jungle-Face-JAKE, and they ate APPLES, not each other’s A**HOLES!
Why can’t you monsters just print a catalog that features good christian kids doing moral and just activities: like burning books, or selling their old coats so they can buy Bibles for the homeless? Would that be so hard? Think about it.

God Bless,
Elizabeth Dunn
Broken.But.Whole7@gmail.com

I can’t tell if this is serious or not…-.-

I feel like I’m almost the opposite..I eat less now. lolwut

❝

If you’re talking about programming, we noticed that all the talk shows on the other networks basically had progressive or liberal talk show hosts. We have one conservative on FOX News, Sean Hannity.

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Roger Ailes, Fox News chairman, in a speech at the University of North Carolina

We have one conservative on Fox News.

(via reallyfoxnews)

Fox News, you got 99 problems and CONSERVATIVE HOSTS ARE ALL OF THEM

(via stfuconservatives)

fuckyeahtattoos:

I’m submitting this on behalf of my best friend Andrew. I’m also supposed to mention it was the worst pain ever but totally worth it. I highly recommend this artist to anyone in the area too!
“My first tattoo idea I ever had was for a wooly mammoth. Many years later, after completing my sleeve, I was incredibly excited to let Poohki do his thing over a very open and flat part of my body. The man loves dinosaurs and prehistoric things. So do I. I told him roughly what elements I wanted and he went crazy. I love letting a master work on something he is truly passionate about. Can’t wait to start the other arm. “

By Poohki at Evolution Tattoo in Minneapolis (Bloomington) Minnesota

rand0mflora:

thedailywhat:

CISPA Update of the Day: CISPA, the Cyber Information Sharing and Protection Act that passed the House in April, likely is headed for a Senate vote in early June.
To drum up opposition to the legislation, which would create “a ‘cybersecurity’ exemption to all existing laws,” Fight for the Future, Democrats.com, The Liberty Coalition, and the Entertainment Consumers Association have created a new website called Privacy Is Awesome. The site outlines the top five ways to help defeat CISPA:
Call your senators and tell them to oppose the Lieberman-Collins bill (CISPA), and ask for a constituent meeting during the Memorial Day recess to help change their mind.
Email senators offices about CISPA, expressing your opposition.
Keep calling senators until they plan a constituent meeting.
Donate to anti-CISPA organizers — the same teams that helped defeat SOPA/PIPA.
Share your opposition online — Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Meanwhile, Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., is spearheading opposition to the legislation, concluding a recent Senate floor speech with:

I believe these bills will encourage the development of a cyber security industry that profits from fear and whose currency is Americans private data. These bills create a Cyber Industrial Complex that has an interest in preserving the problem to which it is the solution.

Watch the full video here. It’s terrific.
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This is important.

People think I’m so innocent… If only they knew what really goes through my head.

looool yesss. On my way to the boondock suburbs :/